December 2011
0 posts
RT @jeffrey: Dear musicians on Facebook: forcing a “like” in order to listen to a stream of your music is really fucking stupid.
Dec 1st
November 2011
2 posts
In other words, ABC News looks a lot like Art Bell open lines in the 90s. Or maybe just some percentage of the internet looks like Art Bell
Nov 18th
October 2011
5 posts
I should also say my former job at @DesignMap was awesome, with awesome people and it was a ridiculously hard decision to leave.
Oct 24th
Question I am too lazy to find the answer to: if you hopped time zones, how long could you make your birthday last?
Oct 21st
Things are not being shook out. Do I have to manually shake myself? Am I doing it wrong?
Oct 21st
I don’t know why I love this yet, really, but I do: http://t.co/sGEEguGV (@jamesbridle - The New Value of Text)
Oct 5th
Wish there was a city crow tagging experiment going on. I swear this one crow wakes me up in the morning and follows me to work, to mock me.
Oct 1st
September 2011
11 posts
RT @jeffrey: I hope Amazon doesn’t get in trouble for stealing their Silk logo from a rave flyer. http://t.co/umMZWVtp
Sep 29th
Ha! @Klout just told me I’m fat! “Hi Amy, here’s a SLIMDOWN perk.” #algorithmthinksmybuttlooksbiginthesepants #stuffmorecookieinmyface
Sep 28th
RT @KevinQ: That email from Reed Hastings was like someone was breaking up with me and I didn’t even know we were going out.
Sep 21st
So, I was trying to swype “nagging girlfriend” but it got replaced with “bashing boyfriend.” #okaynowmyphoneissmarter
Sep 18th
It’s parking day, today. I don’t really know what that means, like, viscerally, but here’s a map. http://t.co/lic8ojHa
Sep 17th
Oh CAPTCHA. Will you ever cease to amuse me? http://lts.cr/wSh
Sep 15th
RT @aaker: Facebook use is correlated w/ feeling connection in life AND feelings of disconnection http://t.co/soMtKRz #interestingparadox
Sep 14th
I am vaguely obsessed (meaning spent more than 5 minutes looking at and using) http://t.co/ITnFUno (via @RandomEtc)
Sep 10th
Really, autocorrect? I’ve never typed “laboeuf” in my entire life. The eff. #phoneisdumb #scaredofactualsmartphones
Sep 7th
I really thought someone was making a joke about Metallica and Salesforce #itsnotajoke #itsfunnierbecauseitsreal
Sep 2nd
I need to stop leaving 50,000 browser windows open at once. This guy needs to not split atoms in his kitchen: http://t.co/MUE0NrM
Sep 1st
August 2011
5 posts
Shrine is a creepy word, but I did have my hands on this contraption at one point http://t.co/xfUXogd (because of @ffangohr)
Aug 31st
RT @ben_fry: We get the auto-complete we deserve. RT @jeresig: Google auto-completed my search for ‘Bach’ into ‘Bachelorette’. Very disa …
Aug 25th
RT @melissapierce: If you don’t tell someone what’s expected of them, it’s not their fault when they disappoint you.
Aug 24th
So, I love this site: http://t.co/3ZvBwjl Also, Antarctica is rad. http://t.co/pFUkZDN
Aug 20th
Sometimes I am so scared of how ugly and loud a website might be that I use Lynx. #internetfear
Aug 11th
July 2011
2 posts
Award for best canine on a dog food package goes to possessed wolf 1, Taste of the Wild: http://t.co/FR4B0dB Just in case it’s not obvious.
Jul 17th
Also, turns out two of my thesis projects won Core 77 Design awards (runner-up & notable). Well, yay! http://t.co/GauhvHn @Core77Awards
Jul 14th
June 2011
1 post
Apparently, sharks’ fins look like keys and act like fingerprints. http://bit.ly/lIXvfJ (Prepping for http://bit.ly/lrk2FQ. Thx @cabraroja)
Jun 9th
April 2011
7 posts
Wasn’t paying attention and ate one bite of expired yogurt. Countdown to food poisoning…
Apr 20th
Seeking: Something that tells me when it’s a Giants game day so I know we’re NOT being dive-bombed by alien spacecraft. #nonotacalendar
Apr 14th
Bar Chart Spelunking http://www.amyemartin.com/blog/?p=109
Apr 11th
If a tree falls on your garage and nobody hears it, did it really fall? Yes, and you can only avoid dragging it out of the way for so long.
Apr 9th
New day and my diagrams still look like swarms of killer bees. Sigh.
Apr 6th
RT @GAFFTA: Blog: Data Visualization / Digital Cartography http://bit.ly/goZVXa
Apr 6th
Quantum Janky http://www.amyemartin.com/blog/?p=106
Apr 2nd
March 2011
6 posts
Hardest thing about trying to not be an over-emailer is I always feel rude when I don’t send a thank you. Dear everyone I know, THANKS!
Mar 31st
My question, will it give me an electrical shock if I try to stuff my face with cupcakes? @mybasis http://mybasis.com/
Mar 30th
RT @alexismallen: Don’t these @colorapp people realize that we don’t like each other?
Mar 29th
Dear Louisiana, I really, really, really, really miss eating your food. Sincerely, my stomach.
Mar 26th
http://www.safety-maps.org/ Do I need a map to get to my meet spot? Don’t know. I *do* seem to need an internet toy to make me choose one.
Mar 25th
The more I have to think at work, the dumber I am when I’m not at work. I would say my brain is following the first law of thermodynamics except I’m pretty sure it (my brain) can be destroyed. This is my reasoning for laying in bed watching bad television all night. 
Mar 21st
February 2011
4 posts
http://bloom.io/ Beautiful. Love Fizz. Yay Tom & Ben et al. Is it static? Leaving open to see if anything flies in. Somebody tweet already.
Feb 24th
RT @REAS: My terse history and future of computer programmers: pioneers, hackers, hobbyists, hybrids (now), everyone (future?)
Feb 23rd
Crashes everywhere, too jumbly, but instantly gratifying. http://bit.ly/dYoegE (dotspotting from @stamen, data from http://bit.ly/hmAqzL)
Feb 11th
*I didn’t see it, myself… weather was too nice yesterday to spend it watching television.
Feb 7th
January 2011
7 posts
I am over ugly, long URLs with their lack of line breaks and tiny, indeterminate URLs sending me to the internet ether.
Jan 23rd
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4528/calltoaction.jpg Brings me joy (http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/)
Jan 22nd
Jan 13th
Thing I can’t look at during work or the laughter will turn to tears which will confuse all my coworkers: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/4077/10-most-popular-autocorrects-from-december-2010/ Also. Internet, you are hilarious. Or should I say, goofy people* with too much free time, damn you funny:...
Jan 7th
Gonna get a stamp made that says TOO MANY HOVERS. I need to stamp things.
Jan 6th
Oh and that site has annoying, bad, loud music, FYI. But I endured hitting mute for the giant claw. </sucker>
Jan 5th
OMFG!! Roxette please leave my brain! Can I have some kind of spotshine sunless mind thing that eradicates all memories of ROXETTE? Please? This is worse than having hiccups for 10 minutes.
Jan 4th